Friday, July 11, 2008


There are some things that I guess I will never understand no matter how many times people try to explain to me. I was out with some friends a while ago and met some new people through my friends. Ok, this is complicated but anyways, here goes. There is this 40 year old dude – single (never married), no girlfriend, looks like a loser and act like one as well. He apparently portrays a “brotherly” figure for one of his colleague coz apparently she is young and does some stupid things in life. So, while they were out drinking, she was dancing and drinking and having a good time with one of her friends in a club. Things got heated and they started making out. After that, they all went for supper and that was where the drama happened – this 40 year old virgin (I can bet my last dollar he is) just gets up and starts walking back. Now, they were having supper in Taman Tun and he walked all the way back to Damansara Perdana at 3am…..can you imagine. The reason was – he didn’t like the fact that this girl was all over this other guy and that they were gonna “DO IT”.
Now, firstly, they are not blood siblings so what gives him the right to dictate what she can and cannot do? Secondly, just because he isn’t getting any coz he’s ugly and a loser, doesn’t mean everyone around him must stay away from doing anything either. What would that do to our country? Can you imagine a nation that doesn’t have sex? OH!MY!GOD! That’s not event an option. It’s proven that sex makes you live longer – which brings me to another fact – he is 40 so how long does he have? Just kidding! That was bad.
Someone actually told me that he doesn’t like me coz I’m a social person and that I’m a person that takes the attention away from him. Buddy – piece of advise – if you don’t like me, then you shouldn’t drink from my bottle!


Ok, it’s finally out. Pulled that bad sucker out yesterday and it hurts like a mother f*#%er!! The entire process took only 10 minutes – can you believe it – the HUGE injection, the rocking of the tooth, the pulling and the stuffing of the cotton to stop the bleeding – all that within 10 minutes but the pain and agony and discomfort – it lasted for hours and I still have it now!
So, after pulling the tooth out, the dentist showed the tooth to me – disgusting. Covered with blood and it had cavities (apparently that’s normal with wisdom tooth condition). Looking at the tooth, I felt like I was in the middle of a CSI investigation and I was being interrogated. She even asked if I wanted to keep the tooth!!?? I mean, would anyone want to keep a tooth that gave you the most excruciating pain in your life? To always look at it, will only remind me of that pain. It’s just too painful.
Anyways, I thought it would be cool to have some pictures taken during the process – despite me saying it was a bad idea in my previous blog. So, as soon as I walked in, I told the dentist and my mom (yes! You read that right – my MOM!) that I wanted to take either a picture or a video of the procedure. My mom looked at me as though I was completely out of my mind and my dentist said it’s not ethical. I think my dentist was scared that if anything went wrong, I would have it on video. So, sorry people – no pictures or video although it would have been real cool.
Now I have no wisdom tooth but the funny thing is, I don’t feel any less wiser!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Still a little wise..

So I guess the dentist decided to pro-long my pain and agony. Apparently, there is some kind of infection with the wisdom tooth and she said that it isn't safe to extract during this period. She put me on antibiotics (which is not that great coz I drink for a living - sort of) and its a 3 day course and then I gotto go back next Tuesday to pull that damm tooth out.
It's been reported that our ancestor's are able to accommodate all 32 teeth that a normal human being is suppose to have due to their large jaw lines. In recent years, due to lack of screaming and crying during our infant years, caused the jaws to not develop to a larger size like our ancestors hence why it cannot fit all 32 teeth in our mouth. So guess what happens - the last teeth to develop - the wisdom tooth, are the victims because they develop but have no space to grow hence affecting the gums and raising the need to extract. Many dentist actually prefer to extract these tooth regardless if it gives problems or not to avoid future complications.
I guess I won't be attending any social functions for awhile unless society accepts me consuming mocktails & soft drinks - come to think of it, forget society - I don't think I have the will-power to stay away from alcohol. No I'm not an alcoholic - alcoholics deny that they are addicted to booze. Me on the other hand, accept that fact so I'm just an alcohol lover. Anyways, thats another blog entry story for another time. Maybe I should try writing something when I'm completely pissed drunk.....I'm sure alot of people would love to read that.
I'm off to take more drugs now.